Friday, May 4, 2007

Public transportation dangers

Public transportation dangersPlease get some protection...
Funny Harassment PolicyNice wet policy!

Wild catholic Girl

Chatolic girlcatholic girl gone wild
Mozilla NakedHey! Where is she?

Weed power

Gandalf, which is the source of your power?

World Cup Madness

Funny World Cup ShirtSome people will do anything for a ticket

Fashion comedy live

Something fashionStreep Sensational is next...

Funny Job Applicant

Advice on approaching the tough questions that interviewers like to throw at job applicants:

Why did you leave your last job?
Real answer: It sucked.
What you should say: I felt my talents and abilities were underutilized.

What are your biggest weaknesses?
Real answer: I can’t concentrate for more than five minutes, hate all forms of authority and tend to fall asleep at my desk.
What you should say: I’m a workaholic. I just don’t know when to put down my work.

You don’t seem to hold on to a job long. Why should we think you’ll
stay here any longer than you’ve stayed elsewhere?
Real answer: My employers have always had a hang-up about keeping only competent employees..
What you should say: I’m at a point in my career where I am tired of moving around. I really want to feel part of a team, a long-term enterprise, where I can make a contribution.

For all those of you aiming for job switches:

How do you handle change?
Real answer: I deal with it everyday, unless I’m out of clean underwear.
What you should say: I think everyone knows that today the only constant is change. I thrive on it.

How do you get along with others?
Real answer: Fine, as long as they stay out of my face.
What you should say: I think the interpersonal dynamics of the workplace can be among the most satisfying aspects of any job.

What does the word success mean to you?
Real answer: It means that I don’t have to drag my sorry ass out of bed to kiss yours.
What you should say: Success, for me, would be knowing I am making a difference working with a team of people to make a more profitable enterprise.

What does the word failure mean to you?
Real answer: It means I continue to collect unemployment insurance.
What you should say: Failure? I’m sorry, I don’t know what you mean. That word is not in my vocabulary.

Do you get along with your current boss?
Real answer: I get along fine, considering what kind of a malicious person he is.
What you should say: I don’t think I’d call him a boss; he’s been more of a mentor to me.

Do you ever get angry with co-workers?
Real answer: I don’t get angry, I get even.
What you should say: Nothing angers me more than to see a co-worker not pulling his weight, goofing off or stealing. Yes, sometimes I do get angry with co-workers.

Can I contact your references?
Real answer: Sure, but they won’t know who I am.
What you should say: Some of them are out of the country right now. Maybe I can arrange to have them contact you

Dolphin and Cow

Funny Delphin and CowDolphin and Cow running together shoulder to shoulder,
or swimming... I can't decide.

Sick Imagination

Sick ImaginationSome people have a sick imagination.
Can you go to such a bathroom ?

Keeping your ass warm

funny ass

Smart Dog

Smart Dog

Smart Dog

Funny waitress

Funny waitressDo you want your hot-dog HOT?
Make Love not War Boy Toy

Monday, April 30, 2007

OMG, bang tattoos

bungee jumping

camels funny face

Big Bobby Mouse Tattoo

Traffic Road

Funny health warning message

Happy Monday!

beer liquor wine, beer belly, beer pong

Great woman

Funny Birthday cake

Men Wearning Bra

NBA basketball style

Sponsor Child

sponser baby child

Sponsor just one child through make a difference in the life of an orphan or abandoned child. Sponsor a child today make a difference in the life of children. What kind of sponsor these are to promote the products ? :mad: For marketing thats idea will be cool, but first i will kill those parents who will allow for this on their child. But hey, its just an stupid idea ( its doll ) with funny pics. If you want to sponsor to really one then is a right place.

Archie Comic - Funny Comics

Guys, am used to read Archie comics. Their funny picture comic telling you all thing which is usually in our young age life or probably in films. lol

funny comic archie

Crazy Cat eyes

Would you like to buy this one cat? :D This is very funny cats pics i have ever seen.

Crazy Cat eyes

Cats Funny Cats Pictures





Cat Picture - Funny Cats Love

Cute mama sleep with her child, like we sleepers with our momma when we were kids. Isnt? Well, am not sure whether they might be brothers… lol but still its good one funny cats picture i got.

Cats pictures, mommy cats, cat picture

Doggy Pictures wonderland

I never thought that in this world, we can thought as that way. Those veteran professional and great stop-motion animation have striving for both excellence and entertainment. One of the good clay motion animation they mad, which is based on dog poo. :O Ohh damn, i never thought they can survive, can talk and walk. thats really pretty funny dogs pictures.

Dogs funny poo pictures Dogs poo cute pictures

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