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Crazy Tattoo on Face
Posted by Picture of beauty girl 9x at 10:20 PM
A funny pic of a guy who invented a new gadget for shaving beard.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, and to have the two as close together as possible.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . as you grow older, it will avoid you.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
DANCE HUMANS! DANCE or DIE!
It's a tragic soccer accident.
Ooooops He did it again...
Posted by Picture of beauty girl 9x at 9:21 PM
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